Worlds Best and Funniest Insults
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| 100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?... insult |
A 10K brain attached to a 9600... insult |
| A 20th century man... The guy has... insult |
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch... insult |
| A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded... insult |
A brain like a BB in a... insult |
| A couple of slates short of a... insult |
A couplet short of a sonnet.... insult |
| A cup and saucer short of a... insult |
A day late and a dollar short.... insult |
| A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.... insult |
A dope you are and dope will... insult |
| A doughnut short of being a cop.... insult |
A few beads short in her rosary.... insult |
| A half-wit gave you a piece of... insult |
Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of... insult |
| After hearing you talk, I now know... insult |
All day I thought of you....I was... insult |
| All of your ancestors must number in... insult |
All of your ancestors must number in... insult |
| All of your girlfriends kiss you with... insult |
All that you are you owe to... insult |
| And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would... insult |
Another dopeless hope fiend!... insult |
| Any friend of yours -- is a... insult |
Any similarity between you and a human... insult |
| Anybody who told you to be yourself... insult |
Anyone who told you to be yourself... insult |
| Are you always an idiot, or just... insult |
Are your parents siblings?... insult |
| As an outsider, what do you think... insult |
At least you are not obnoxious like... insult |
| At your speed you'd better not stop... insult |
At your speed, you'd better not stop... insult |
| Before you came along we were hungry.... insult |
Believe me, I don't want to make... insult |
| Better at sex than anyone; now all... insult |
By the way, the zoo called, the... insult |
| Calling you an idiot would be an... insult |
Calling you stupid would be an insult... insult |
| Can I borrow your head for my... insult |
Did the aliens forget to remove your... insult |
| Did you eat a brain tumor for... insult |
Did you take a shit today? Well,... insult |
| Did your parents ever ask you to... insult |
Die Yuppie Scum!... insult |
| Do you ever wonder what life would... insult |
Do you ever wonder what life would... insult |
| Do you have to leave so soon?... insult |
Do you still love nature, despite what... insult |
| Do you want me to accept you... insult |
Do you want people to accept you... insult |
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